Into the Woods and Out of the Woods and Home Before Dark.

Reclaiming my memory is . . .

DECIDEDLY RIDICULOUS.




Sanatana Maya (11:27:43 PM): Jamie's seen me naked.
Jamie (11:27:47 PM): True.
Sanatana Maya (11:27:50 PM): Did I ever tell you that story?
Jamie (11:28:12 PM): Into the Woods and out of our clothes and home before dark! (--->http://www.thebroadwaymusicals.com/i/intothewoods.htm)
Sanatana Maya (11:28:18 PM): Impulsivity at it's best!
Jamie (11:28:23 PM): Frick yes.
Sorrelli (11:28:25 PM): Seriously?
Sanatana Maya (11:28:32 PM): The harder I get the better to have. (See lyrics link)
Sanatana Maya (11:28:36 PM): Oh god story time.
Sorrelli (11:28:42 PM): Do tell.
Sanatana Maya (11:28:51 PM): ::embarrassed::
Sanatana Maya (11:28:53 PM): Okay.
Sanatana Maya (11:28:54 PM): So.
Sanatana Maya (11:29:11 PM): When I broke up with my boy the first time I was totally doin' the rebound thing.
Sanatana Maya (11:29:17 PM): I wanted something and safe.
Sanatana Maya (11:29:24 PM): I'm always safe.
Sanatana Maya (11:29:36 PM): Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hey Jamie what are you doing? (@_@)
Sorrelli (11:29:47 PM): Nice.
Sanatana Maya (11:29:51 PM): Jaim tell the rest I'm embawassed.
Sanatana Maya (11:30:21 PM): This was . . . summer 2003.
Sanatana Maya (11:31:05 PM): . . .
Sorrelli (11:31:21 PM): Okay, so a good while ago.
Sanatana Maya (11:31:25 PM): Oh yeah.
Sorrelli (11:31:29 PM): C'mon Jamie, I'm dying.
Sanatana Maya (11:31:30 PM): I was a horn dog.
Jamie (11:31:32 PM): Well, in general, what I was doing at the time was being a virgin. Hell, never been kissed is more like it. So, having been just about to put on a silly hat and walk out of OJR, I was damned horny, too.
Jamie (11:31:58 PM): So, we decided it was a splendid coincidence that we should exploit.
Sanatana Maya (11:32:07 PM): lol I like it when he tells it.
Sanatana Maya (11:33:34 PM): Continuez.
Jamie (11:33:40 PM): Danielle's family apparently has some random property that includes a bunch of woods that would give enough cover from the road; this, to our foolish minds and loins, seemed as good a place as any....
Jamie (11:34:05 PM): (considering it wasn't the back of a car or either of our houses)
Sanatana Maya (11:34:34 PM): lol!
Sanatana Maya (11:34:40 PM): ::grabs popcorn::
Sorrelli (11:34:46 PM): Seriously, this is quite a tale.
Sanatana Maya (11:34:51 PM): It is.
Jamie (11:35:34 PM): So, we lied to our parents, drove out to a parking lot nearby, and took a blanket out into the woods. We found a relative clearing and lay down.
Sanatana Maya (11:35:59 PM): (omg this is so awkward to hear!)
Sorrelli (11:36:01 PM): I just laughed out loud at that one.
Sanatana Maya (11:36:18 PM): ::pout:: I hate you red (http://www.thebroadwaymusicals.com/i/intothewoods.htm). lol
Jamie (11:36:33 PM): Then something became abundantly clear: Neither of us was really willing to make the first move.
Sanatana Maya (11:36:42 PM): ::bursts out laughing::
Sanatana Maya (11:36:50 PM): OMG Jaim. Best storyteller ever.
Jamie (11:36:58 PM): *blush* I try
Sanatana Maya (11:37:54 PM): Keep going, damn it! lol
Jamie (11:38:22 PM): Anyway, we sort of cuddled for a while, having awkward little faux-conversations which often included things like, "So... You going to do something?" "Maybe you should..." "..."
Jamie (11:38:35 PM): And then the mosquitos hit.
Sanatana Maya (11:38:38 PM): ::laughs::
Sorrelli (11:38:38 PM): Oh no!
Sanatana Maya (11:38:52 PM): When did I get like, all nakie?
Jamie (11:39:43 PM): Not long now.
Sanatana Maya (11:39:52 PM): ::snort::
Sorrelli (11:40:22 PM): C'mon man!
Sanatana Maya (11:40:38 PM): LOL
Jamie (11:40:39 PM): I finally internally said "**** it" and ******************, thinking the next step was totally hers.... and then waited 10 minutes and **************** after nothing except a bit more cuddling happened.
Sanatana Maya (11:40:53 PM): ::beats the desk::
Sorrelli (11:41:00 PM): This is too much.
Sanatana Maya (11:41:05 PM): I'm dying.
Sorrelli (11:41:10 PM): I would think so.
Sanatana Maya (11:41:15 PM): **** off!
Sanatana Maya (11:41:17 PM): lol
Sorrelli (11:41:27 PM): You love me.
Jamie (11:41:28 PM): I think the ************* not long after that, ************.
Jamie (11:42:27 PM): I remeber the sentence "I think someone's ************..." coming from Danielle's mouth at some point.
Jamie (11:42:34 PM): (hehe)
Sorrelli (11:42:35 PM): That's priceless.
Sanatana Maya (11:43:03 PM): o
Sanatana Maya (11:43:04 PM): m
Sanatana Maya (11:43:05 PM): g
Sorrelli (11:44:13 PM): :-)
Sanatana Maya (11:44:24 PM): I didn't know what to do with him.
Sanatana Maya (11:44:28 PM): I was like . . . uh . . .
Sanatana Maya (11:44:31 PM): I've seen this before.
Sanatana Maya (11:44:34 PM): It's a ding dong.
Sanatana Maya (11:44:36 PM): Yup.
Sanatana Maya (11:44:42 PM): Defnititely a ding dong.
Sanatana Maya (11:45:03 PM): Why . . . isn't . . . it . . . **** . . . . . . . .
Sanatana Maya (11:45:12 PM): ::dies::
Sorrelli (11:45:28 PM): Yeah, you've seen one, you've seen them all.
Jamie (11:45:36 PM): There hadn't been any *********, or even any **************** or **************, so yeah, that was pretty much the case.
Sanatana Maya (11:45:37 PM): His was non compliant!
Sanatana Maya (11:45:43 PM): lol
Sorrelli (11:46:11 PM): God Jamie.
Sanatana Maya (11:46:17 PM): I know, right?
Sanatana Maya (11:46:22 PM): I'm flipping nakie, get **** you sob.
Sorrelli (11:46:37 PM): There's a phrase that leaves my lips all the time.
Sanatana Maya (11:46:44 PM): LOL
Jamie (11:46:55 PM): I was an innocent little 17-year-old...
Sanatana Maya (11:47:19 PM): INNOCENT!
Jamie (11:47:33 PM): Hehehe
Sorrelli (11:47:37 PM): Were you really that innocent?
Sanatana Maya (11:47:39 PM): You were always *********** complex. I would've had to give a lot to entice you.
Sanatana Maya (11:48:03 PM): I know things now many valuable things that I hadn't known before (see ITW lyrics link.)
Sanatana Maya (11:48:08 PM): And some such.
Jamie (11:48:12 PM): Fair enough
Sanatana Maya (11:48:36 PM): ::laughs:: We've never talked about it like this before. It's really kind of funny.
Jamie (11:51:41 PM): Well, the end of the story really amounts to me eventually getting **************************************************************
Sanatana Maya (11:51:55 PM): OMG I FORGOT THAT PART! (@_@)
Sanatana Maya (11:52:18 PM): ::dies::
Jamie (11:52:59 PM): ******************************************* and then her saying she no longer really wanted to. I remember her apologizing profusely and saying that women were fickle female dogs.
Sorrelli (11:53:10 PM): Nice. .
Sanatana Maya (11:53:38 PM): I was right! It was ridiculous.
Sanatana Maya (11:53:48 PM): And it was awful but true.
Sorrelli (11:54:18 PM): Well, at least you offered an explanation.
Jamie (11:54:27 PM): *nods*
Sanatana Maya (11:54:55 PM): ::shakes head::
Sorrelli (11:55:57 PM): That was quite a story.
Sorrelli (11:56:03 PM): Nice job, guys.
Sanatana Maya (11:56:14 PM): ::laughs and cries at the same time::
Jamie (11:56:28 PM): We suck hardcore. Or don't, as the case may be.
Sanatana Maya (11:56:34 PM): Well we don't anymore.
Sorrelli (11:56:36 PM): :-)
Jamie (11:56:42 PM): I mean, that's fair.
Sanatana Maya (11:56:43 PM): We were babies.
Jamie (11:56:48 PM): Oh so true.